Man Rapes Hedgehog, Discovers a Whole New World of Pain
September 16th, 2006
Filed under: Weird Shit
The only thing on Zoran Nikolovic’s mind was finding a cure to his premature ejaculation. So when a witchdoctor told him to have sex with a hedgehog, he quickly went to the woods to find himself a willing piece of hedgehog ass.
Now, this witchdoctor was naughty; he’s the naughtiest of all those naughty witchdoctors in Belgrade. Because he could have said “hog,” which I’m pretty sure is a pretty normal animal to have sex with, but he had to add “hedge” to that. Sheer genius.
A hospital spokesman said: “The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.”
via ANANOVA
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