SKIRMISHER

It’s a great thing the police in Denmark tend to act swiftly when it comes to protecting the century-old hotness of its most famous citizen, the statue of Hans Christian Andersen’s mermaid. When some unexciting people made it wear a Muslim garb and a head scarf last Sunday, the police quickly sprang into action and restored the mermaid’s “dignity” by making it naked again. Don’t ever touch those stone tits.

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