“The Miracle Diet Pill: You’ll Actually Pay Us To Make You Shit In Your Pants”

But here’s the most important thing the drug does: it makes you shit oil. Worse, it makes you shit your pants. With oil. This is not the ravings of some fringe conspiracy group, this is what the company tells you itself on its website. Buy our drug if you want to lose weight. Oh, by the way, you’ll end up shitting your pants.

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– A blogger on alli, the over-the-counter version of the fat-blocking, “diet” drug Xenical (Orlistat).

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