SKIRMISHER

New Zealand-based Hell serves and delivers pizza and other “hellishly” wonderful food that will nourish the devil in your heart. It might be a stretch to entertain the “musing” that naked she-devils wearing nothing but red body paint roller-skate their way to your table and lick the sauce off your chin with their long, forked tongues, but it’s a franchise business, which gives us some hope that negotiating over this important service component is possible. You might even get a free pan pizza if you’d bring the soul (conveniently trapped in a lemonade jar) of one of your friends for the current “double pizza promo.”

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