Chicks Dig The Google Eau De Toilette
July 17th, 2007
Filed under: Strange, crazy, silly products
Watson looks across the space. There’re all the lasers, the neons criss-crossing like deathrays. There are all the zombie-teenagers flopping their arms around like scarecrows in a nasty twister. Their eyes staring at nothing. Their faces all sweaty and empty.
Watson gazes across the space and for a millisecond, the girl looks in his direction. And his heart bursts.
And he tells himself, It’s time.
Yeah, it’s time.
It’s time to name his testicles.
Good thing he’s wearing Google cologne for men.
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