SKIRMISHER

Policewoman Melissa Scannell sent her boyfriend a visual “get well” message: a photo of her in police uniform, her shirt undone, her name badge and tits visible. And depending on who you’ll believe, either: (a) the photo was forwarded by the boyfriend to other police officers because that was simply prescribed gentleman behavior; or (b) Melissa was the type of girl that would gift an ex a dead kitten wrapped in pink lace.

And we quote:

“She kept sending him texts and he got sick of it” the officer told us. “When she sent him a picture showing her tits and begging him to take her back, he decided to get his own back by circulating the image”, explained the officer. “She got more than she expected and is now hiding until this all blows over. There is a good chance she will lose her job”, but at the very least, she will be suspended.

Investigators are keeping abreast of the situation as they fondle with their minds how to implement damage control, just to regain the once-spotless non-nude-photo-forwarding image of the dutiful, honorable neighborhood cop.

Stumble it!