SKIRMISHER

* Manny Pacquiao, with his “Alaxan Moment high-heeled shoes,” is going to mad-crazily stomp on someone’s balls at HBO for misidentifying his wife and accidentally making her actually hot.

* Sibu the orangutan has good taste, but only for “that” kind of girl from a wrong species.

* Craig Venter is beside himself in announcing he has just created artificial life.

* Wikipedia’s “great tits.”

* Five thieves hit on a golden truth: not everything that’s big and in a box is worth stealing.

* Now we understand why everybody loves ovulating strippers.

* We used to laugh over jokes about people “accidentally” shooting themselves in the back. Good to know we can still laugh some more.

* There’s no such thing as free lunch, especially if it’s naked.

* When it comes to Rubik’s Cube-related things, Japan’s Yu Nakajima is The Man. For now.

* “Gentlemen, we pay only in Quasi Universal Intergalactic Denomination, or Quid for those of you Earthlings.”

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