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“It’s true,” she laughed in an interview with Australia’s Sunday Telegraph. “I did — until my sister told me, ‘You know, Eva, nuns don’t get paid.’ And I said, ‘Forget it!’ I’ve always wanted a better life, financially.”
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Complete with what experts call the “midget sex face.” Loving it!

The cinematic trailer of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.

“We’re excited for you. You handled yourself with humility. Give your mom a big hug for me. 41 and I were honored to get a picture with her.”
– Dear old “W” during a phone call to Michael Phelps, calling his father “41″ because, you know, George senior was after all the 41st US prez. What, […]

Georgian television reporter Tamara Urushadze was shot in the arm while reporting on live television. Despite that frightening shit, she springs back and continues reporting, but this time about her arm.

If in the past few days you’ve been trying to access Skirmisher using Internet Explorer and couldn’t, we’ve just realized the Sitemeter code had been fucking us up. We’ve removed the code for the meantime [and we’re not bringing it back until the fine folks at Sitemeter have fixed it somehow] so the blog should […]

If you’re an actual confused little zombie just dying to touch someone, Ryan Leach of LostZombies wants you to know he’s doing some zombie magic with his site and is making a documentary with you, little zombie, in it! Ain’t it so bloody awesome? Go sign up!

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{Photo: Jenna Jameson from Zombie Stripper}

A piglet recently born in China looks more like a monkey than Mommy Piggie. Of course, the curious locals wanted to say to pig owner Feng Changlin that the hideous thing uncannily resembles him, but that won’t be polite now, would it?

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