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Natalie Dylan’s one-year saga of hawking the privilege of popping her cherry to anyone with a truckload of cash has now at last come near its conclusion:
“I feel good; it’s been over a year,” Natalie exclusively tells TheFABlife of her auction coming to a close. Life for Natalie has been quite a rollercoaster since she [...]

Rights activists lashed out at local officials who allowed hundreds of infants to be dropped from the roof of a mosque in western India in the belief that the fall — which ends when the babies are caught in a bedsheet — would ensure good health and prosperity for their families.
The ritual at the Baba [...]

This is how a tooth’s microstructures look like when magnified thousands of times. Now lick it.

Major Dickie Head here did some wonderful things in Iraq. But that’s not why we’re even mentioning him. Guess!

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The human infant is a hyper-information-churning piece of computer. Respekt, people!
WHAT IS IT like to be a baby? For centuries, this question would have seemed absurd: behind that adorable facade was a mostly empty head. A baby, after all, is missing most of the capabilities that define the human mind, such as language and the [...]

This open-air market, presumably in Bangkok, Thailand, “transforms” to let a train run through it, then quickly resumes normal market activity.

If you tend to produce turd of the magnitude of, say, 2.5 pounds of carrots, or 3 pounds of large gummi bears, St Thomas Creations Quattro Technology toilets will warm your heart like a sappy Christmas story, with kittens.

God wants me dead. I pissed him off. Pissed him off good. I don’t know what sent him over the edge. Maybe it was my off-colour, sacreligious sense of humour. Maybe it was the bilby I drowned in a duffel bag. Whatever it was, one thing is clear – the great skyfairy wants hardcore vengeance, [...]

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, you find this gem: My Little Pony meets Batman.
One of the “27 of the weirdest toys for Christmas“.

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has [...]

Hey, nerds, how ’bout adding this to your pick-up lines.
New research from the UK suggests that men of higher intelligence tend to produce better quality sperm.
The Institute of Psychiatry headed up a study where they analyzed data from former US soldiers who served during the Vietnam war era and found that those who performed better [...]

Well, aside from “infectious awesomeness,” here’s one “contagious disease” we’d like to have: happiness.
Christakis and UCSD political scientist James H. Fowler examined the relationships of nearly 5,000 people who were tracked for decades as part of the landmark Framingham Heart Study.
They discovered that happy people in geographic proximity were most effective in spreading their good [...]

Performing the Blue Danube waltz. Would’ve been better when fried.

Danny Masterson from the That 70’s Show found a new calling — as Morris “The Executioner” Rodriguez. But still not as awesome as that lawyer your drug money can hire.

Quick, choose which Douchebag Express station you’re on!
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Arguably (primarily because we have no idea how true this shit is) the largest brothel in Europe, Pascha recently offered a tongue-in-cheek promotion: have its name tattooed on your arm, and you gain free access to it as long as you live. Look, your dad might be standing in line right as we speak!
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Pronto Condom. If you want your quickies to be super-quick.
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