SKIRMISHER

Who else would render tender french popsicle kisses better than these two steaming chicas?
I’d be one attentive student.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
She just doesn’t care anymore. But no, we’re not complaining. =)

Photoshop? I don’t think so. Not if one of the Philippine’s richest slut is involved. And what a lucky wimp John Regala Estrada really is (pardon the irony).
But although Greta still looks munchable in her 40s, she’s still “damaged goods.” Well, in a way, they both are.
Anyway, are these photos meant to destroy Greta, who’s [...]

We were told these photos of people making out with themselves are “strangely erotic,” but we’re too jaded to feel any thing.
via KOTTKE

“Deliciously skanky” may not be a term you’d want your 8-year-old kid to learn and repeat to her friends, but we’ve always found Mila Kunis befitting of that “superlative” despite (or because of) her annoying character in That ’70s Show. So, well, what if this photo of Mila Kunis flashing her tits isn’t true, our [...]

The young woman in this photo was Diana Bryant, the very young girl was Tiare Jones, falling from a burning building in 1975. Diana Bryant died on the scene, but the young girl lived. Photographer Stanley Foreman got a Pulitzer Prize for this fine, quick piece.

Too bad this news between Filipina celebs Antoinette Taus and Bianca King came to us rather late, but not that late. And better late than never!
And we fervently hope that this HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) photo will forgive us for our tardiness. Anyway, it was taken just a few weeks ago (and right after Holy Week!).
“I’m not gonna deny” [...]

One-legged Angolan beauties make up the meaty fare of this pageant called Miss Landmine Angola 2007, which people say is as immensely popular as landmine-related accidents in Angola. So don’t just sit there: join the landminesploitation, vote here, and make some girl happy.
via EXAMINING ROOM OF DR CHARLES

Yesterday, beleaguered porn goddess and world-famous celebrity Anne Nicole Smith died mysteriously; the cause of her death is still unknown as of this writing.
Although she had lived under controversial circumstances that may or may not have been to her own manipulations, she had been an inspiration to millions of porn stars all the world over. And a [...]

Hace siete años que falto de mi país y al volver a él no puedo contenerme sin saludar a su más precioso adorno, a sus mujeres (For seven years I have been away from my country, and having returned, I cannot control myself without greeting her most beautiful adornment: her women). –Crisóstomo Ibarra, from Chapter 2 of Noli [...]

Watch this ultrahot babe take it all away!
Hot! Recommended! Grab a beer and enjoy!
via BULLZ-EYE

In its 50 years of selfless service to mankind, Playboy has taught us many lessons. For instance, this page, which lists all “Playmates of the Month” from January 1954 to December 2003, demonstrates the evolution of the amazingly shrinking bikini and how boobs are becoming more and more “doctored.”
via DIGG

Film critics maybe had a hard time controlling their hard-ons after Scarlett Johansson’s steamy romp with Josh Hartnett in the new Brian de Palma film, The Black Dahlia. Desperate to hide the tell-tale signs of human sexual arousal (which is Scarlett Johansson territory), dismissing the sex scene as an “unecessary distraction” is probably the only [...]

[Cheryl Sarate; Julius Babao]
Cheryl Sarate, a 16-year-old girl from Davao, Philippines joined Lord and Lady of Utopia beauty pageant, but her fairytale-inspired costume caught fire from a candle on the catwalk. She burned as everybody in the hall stared in shock. Three days later, the girl died at the hospital.
And today, on early morning TV, [...]

Our Skirmisher guys here will probably think this almost-but-not-quite-porn-wannabe shot of Lindsay Lohan makes her seem so fuck-able, but I don’t think so. Kinda reminds me of John Holmes’s porn flick in the 1970s. She looks like a washed-up hooker after a bukkake session where 141 hunks squirted semen all over her face. If you [...]

Question: For any geek, what is actually more arousing than seeing a powerful computer in all its LED-blinking glory?
Answer: Three words: “hot nekkid hackers.”
And for hot nekkid hackers, there’s only one word: Haxxxor.
Their bald boast:
HaXXXor combined computer hacking with porn for the first time on DVD. If you’re tired of other videos making empty promises [...]

Einstein’s letters, recently revealed to the public, underline three facts:

1. Despite how decrepit he might have looked later in life, he enjoyed lots of sex with many women. Einstein was the goddamn Mick Jagger of physics.
2. He doted on his family/families, although much of it was probably lip service or expressed out of sheer guilt.
3. [...]