SKIRMISHER

Two hooded dudes carrying samurai swords tried to rob Alan Garratt’s store. Unfortunately for them, Alan’s actually a high-level ninja who could kill a Sumo wrestler with a light smack of the lips.

When we say “you haven’t really lived if you haven’t seen this fight scene,” we’re not kidding.

Well, he had her at “Welcome to America.”

Some guy goes up 10,000 feet hanging onto helium party balloons.

Baby sucks on his finger and gives you the finger all at the same time!

As one Youtube commenter aptly puts it: “269er 269er, Chewbacca’s in trouble we need back up!”

In some countries, government plays this to prison inmates as some form of extreme torture.

Now you know how Rachael Ray serves ‘em hand action.

Apparently, focus soundwaves at a certain frequency on a mound of salt and the little buggers form intriguing structures.

ZOMFG, it’s the gays!

The Nazi sitcom Heil Honey, I’m Home, about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun doing some sort of an I Love Lucy, only got as far as the first episode before getting canceled. Can you guess why?

You think news reporters live a pretty exciting life until you see at least one of them get hit in the head — by an airplane. And some shit.