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After seeing this hot sauce, now we can’t eat another chicken leg without pining for the hot sauce with the turban.

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Yes, it’s the life-changing, prayer-answering, best-idea-anyone’s-ever-had invention of the century! Cause seriously, holding a beer is exhausting! And don’t even get us started on holding 6 beers. Whew! But thankfully, the long dark days of arm-breaking party beer-holding are over. Say “hello” to your new best friend, the Beer Belt!
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The “Slightest Touch,” priced at $139.95, stimulates the nerves sending gentle pulses up the woman’s leg for between 10 and 30 minutes leaving women on the verge of climax.

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{Intriguing: Sarah Carmen, the 200-orgasm-a-day girl}

The Candom is a brilliant beverage insulator that rolls on to a can like a giant condom. Great fun for parties, or sex ed class, Candoms are the only way to keep your beverage cold. Practice safe sips…use a Candom!
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iPhone, GTA, Halo and other fanboy coffins of your choice, to be willingly and no-questions-asked made for you by the folks at Creative Coffins. Fun and giggles! Go find a dead body now!

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Up-and-coming band Science Vs. Witchcraft is releasing an EP called It’s Not Necrophilia If You’re Dead, Too, packaged in a way reminiscent of a 1980’s PC game. Note that we actually used the word “reminiscent.”
Nevertheless! Pop the music CD into any computer and you’ll find a text-based adventure game written by a band member and […]

Designer Rachael Matthews calls this knitting marvel A-doll Knitler, and you can make your own, too — with lotsa other evil dictator options — if you’d buy her book!

The Umbuster, classified as some sort of weapon that still keeps the rain away.

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{Intriguing: the UFOcap, another “reinvention” of the umbrella}