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Two weeks ago A homeless man who spit in the mouth and eye of a police officer and then taunted him, saying he was H.I.V. positive, was sentenced to 35 years in prison on Wednesday for harassing a public servant with a deadly weapon: his saliva. The key part of this ruling was the finding […]

“Footbinding” was a Chinese custom in which young girls wear these little shoes to the point of permanent disfiguration. Well, the Chinese practiced it on them girls for a thousand years (from the 10th century to sometime in the 20th century).
The following are photos of one of the last “victims” of this “feet sexification.”

See how […]

A 13-year-old has admitted defecating in a pulpit and spreading the excrement over the stained glass windows at a church in Bicester.
The youth, from Bicester, was interviewed by police and admitted carrying out the attack at St Edburg’s Church, in Church Street.
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{Mad: And on the sixth day, God said: “Boobs!”}

The old naked, tattooed dude you see below is sort of famous in Barcelona, Spain, mainly because he walks around the city with nothing on except his tattooed underwear, which doesn’t actually conceal his massive schlong. And look, he has a BFF (best friend forever) — another dude who loves wearing a pink skirt and […]

By throwing their babies 50 feet from a roof, of course!

{Intriguing: The two-faced Indian baby “goddess“}

[Chapter 1: How Johnny Dangerously uses the superglue]
A Romanian man needed some help after his ‘great idea’ started to feel not so great. He had super glued his condom to his penis.The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn’t want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the […]

Amy Rice feared for her dog’s life when a pit bull jumped over a fence into her yard and attacked her pooch. So she took matters into her own mouth.
Rice says she bit the pit bull on the nose Friday after trying to pull the dog’s jaws off her Labrador retriever, Ella. The dog had […]