Jennifer Aniston Flashes Her Underthings

Not everyday do we see Jennifer Aniston flashing the body parts we used to fancy seeing back in the days when she was funny.

A Pair Of Huge Melons

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Jessica Simpson Guarantees That Her Fart “Smells Like Roses”

Jessica Simpson, seen here wearing what looks like a see-through dress [underneath was actually a skin-colored bra] reassured her hordes of fans in a recent interview that she, like, toootally farts a lot, “but it smells heavenly, like roses.”

With that important matter of passing gas finally settled, now we can move on to other things. [...]

Eva Mendes Would Have Been A Nun, Except The Job Didn’t Pay Shitloads Of Cash

“It’s true,” she laughed in an interview with Australia’s Sunday Telegraph. “I did — until my sister told me, ‘You know, Eva, nuns don’t get paid.’ And I said, ‘Forget it!’ I’ve always wanted a better life, financially.”
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Kerri Walsh’s Hot Anti-AIDS Poster, Ironically, Just Inspires Us To Hump Anything That Moves

Olympic athlete and women’s volleyball competitor Kerri Walsh uses her weapons-grade hotness in the fight against HIV/AIDS infection.
{Also: Kerri Walsh’s ass totally PWNS Bush}

German Olympic Women’s Nude Playboy Pics

Female German Olympians hockey player Katharina Scholz, sailor Petra Niemann, judo competitor Romy Tarangul and canoeist Nicole Reinhardt posed topless for the German Playboy’s September 2008 issue. Let us all pause for a moment to mind-digest that.

And then.
After the cut, the topless, NSFW pics from the German Playboy.

Olympics Cheerleaders Are Getting All The Attention, Inspire All The Boners

Well, these hot chicks are the reason why we’re all willing to just shrug off those fake stuff.

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Miley Cyrus Has Some New “Sex Scandal” Brewing

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus seems to have been the target of some dedicated “hacker” (aka close friend turned Brutus} who goes by the handle TrainReq.
TrainReq even leaves these words on a forum to inspire pervs everywhere:
i have worse pictures than these, and those are prob getting sold. I saw alot of juicy emails, [...]

“Stone Nudes”: Climbing Rocks Now Enhanced With Jiggling Genitalia

This kind of climbing is the sport at its purest, and is intended to inspire and celebrate the human form. It requires no equipment which means climbers of all abilities can take part.
– Photographer and rock climber Dean Fidelman on the exciting version of rock climbing he has spearheaded.
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{Also: Naked gardening}

Bikini-clad Baristas Under Fire

Coffee shops served by bikini-clad baristas — the best invention since edible panties –  are under fire simply for being “hot.”
Good thing there’s no law — yet — to actually shut down such nice things as Coffee Nation, Little Shop espresso, and Sweet Spot Cafe. So everybody can still “enjoy the coffee” in these places.

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