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There’s a healthy reason why God made all those wonderful breasts: they actually keep the doctor away.

Like many accidental discoveries (such as Sildenafil citrate or Viagra being originally meant to treat angina, but instead has since been used on making the vagina happy. There’s a joke there somewhere), the drug Flibanserin was originally meant to fight depression. Tests showed it’s a stinking failure as an antidepressant, but boosted the libido of [...]

The anonymous person using the pseudonym Belle de Jour whose best-selling stories about how to lead a secret life as a prostitute and influence people turns out to be research scientist Brooke Magnanti, a specialist in developmental neurotoxicology and cancer epidemiology in a hospital research group in Bristol and whose “hot” prostitute-y picture appears below.

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Just when you thought the left-handed stranger is all you’d ever be in your sad, sad life, you see these very helpful suggestions. Ain’t life so rich?

Hugh Hefner knows how much you’d kill to be in his pussy-humping shoes. He knows that so much that he doesn’t care his autobiography, released in September, is sold for $1300, which is like the value of a billion zillion actual Playboy magazines combined. Or three relatively cheap laptops. Or a surrogate grandmother who can [...]

Not really a question of “how” but of “who,” history-wise: how the mini-skirt changed (or not) throughout the past decades. Life magazine has a series of sexy pictures, of hot women, and their legs, with mini-skirt on them, and slaps it with the fancy word “evolution!” Wow. Somebody’s being clever.

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In the wake of the discovery of the oldest human skeleton, the 4.4-million-year-old Ardipithecus ramidus, nicknamed “Ardi,” comes this interesting, dinner-party-friendly theory of the circumstances that led humans to walk on two legs, while still living in trees.
According to Owen Lovejoy of Kent State University, it all comes down to food, and sex.
In apes—both modern [...]

A couple of researchers interviewed more than a thousand women, asking them about their sexual motivations. Now their findings appear in the thickish book, Why Women Have Sex, in which they’ve nailed the reasons down to a number: 237. And it’s pretty enlightening, especially in matters that aren’t so obvious.
Nobody has really talked about how [...]

Women from 20 countries — an unforgiving, totally infallible demographic — voted German men as the world’s worst lovers for being “too smelly.” This after most probably experiencing wild drunken orgies of teabagging during some Oktoberfest, or worse. Hmmm, okay, but what about German girls?

Here’s a really *compelling* reason to stay away from pretty women: a research study! And it basically says that in the presence of hot ladies, the little head takes over and does all the thinking.
The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in [...]

“Studies of reproduction in space have previously been carried out with sea urchins, fish, amphibians and birds, but Brandon Keim writes in Wired that Japanese biologists have discovered that although mammalian fertilization may take place normally in space, as mouse embryos develop in microgravity their cells have trouble dividing and maturing. The researchers artificially fertilized [...]

Remember former biology teacher Tiffany Shepherd, who got fired from her job as a school teacher after the discovery of her hot bikini pictures on the net? Unable to find another job after that, she’s actually turned to porn. Yay!
Tiffany Shepherd, 31, made headlines in April after bikini-clad pictures of her on a fishing charter [...]

This guy gets our thumbs up, for the day.
I’m gonna warn you up front, this story is a bit gross. The star of this story isn’t me; it’s a friend of mine. I’ll call him Steve. So a group of us were in Amsterdam, doing all the standard things people do there – hitting the [...]

The Australian real estate mogul who won the right to pop Natalie Dylan’s cherry for $3.8 million isn’t doing it — because his wife won’t let him.

Natalie Dylan (not her real name) admitted the deal had fallen through.
Last week, she got a phone call from the rogue Romeo, a 38-year-old Australian real-estate businessman, who said [...]

Some guy explains how the devices he’s invented — a perfectly fake vagina, a perfectly fake blowjob machine, all with Internet functions — can change the way people use the Internet, forever.

Some Victorian era WTF warning about the evil dangers of masturbation.
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Unfortunately, this woman didn’t know that.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George’s County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the [...]