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Alice Wang’s Tyrant Alarm Clock is designed to really compel you to quit sleeping. For every three minutes that the alarm sounds, it calls a random number in your cellphone — most likely your ex, but who can be sure? — until you’re so embarrassed you’re awake. Pretty classy.
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{Mad: The “bully” alarm clock}

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Swiss pilot, inventor, and aviation enthusiast Yves Rossy made this jet engine-powered wing strapped to his back, which he flew in November 2006.

More photos here
{Intriguing: The Gryphon attack glider, much like what Yves Rossy used}

The Emergency Party Button, unlike the Ultimate Contraption, actually works. See the video below on how this all-in-one button can wow your friends or help you get laid. Or click here to see how you can make one for yourself.

{Mad: The “OMG! Awesome Party Guy!”}

LG has partnered with Marvel Studios and Paramount Pictures to create this solid 18-karat-gold “Iron Man” model of LG’s Shine series of phones.

LG Shine’s Iron Man cell phone

Have you been using that iPod only for music and shit and stuff? WTF SRSLY? How about turning it into an awesome taser weapon, magically transform it into an iPhone, or your own personal pirate radio station? And more!

{Photo: Bill Gates dances with an iPod like a silly girl}
{Mad: Microsoft loves you! It really, really [...]

About 7 years ago I was reading an article on Claude Shannon and came across one of the funniest ideas I had ever heard. Claude, you see, was one of these incredibly brilliant engineers with an obviously great sense of humor. As I understand it, he, along with Marvin Minsky came up with an idea [...]

The world’s first 24kt Gold & Sapphires Macbook Air, exquisitely designed to make you look down on other Macbook Air users and treat them like wet dog poop.
{Mad: Nothing says “impeccable class” than the penis chandelier}

If you’re looking for, say, missing keys, this pair of goggles might be great. But if you’re wearing that shit, and, say, we’re on the high-brow subject of attracting pussy…

The MP3 player is ten years old this month. The first commercially released personal music player capable of handling MP3 files was the MPMan F10, manufactured by Korea’s Saehan Information Systems and launched in March 1998.
The F10 contained 32MB of Flash storage, enough for a handful of songs encoded at 128Kb/s. It measured 91 x [...]

Entertainment screens so large your dog won’t even tell the obvs!