SKIRMISHER

Somebody combined all those little bells and whistles from Mac OS X to make this little tune.

There are many vintage Apple II computers available for auction, but this one is special:
It’s never been opened. Ever. It hasn’t seen the light of day since before it was shipped on May 5th, 1988.
I wrestled with whether I should open the box, or store it and let it accrue collector’s value. In the end, [...]

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Tech hottie Veronica Belmont and her wonderful friends extracted this 60-second gist of Steve Jobs‘ 90-minute Macworld keynote, with Steve of course heaping all the usual superlatives.

Somebody from SNL sells the iPhone.

In 2003, Jason Russell, Laren Poole, and Bobby Bailey bought a camera on eBay, jumped on a plane bound for central Africa, and began filming. They were risking it all to put a face on some of the most gut-wrenching atrocities the world has ever seen. They were heading into the heart of northern Uganda [...]

Steve Jobs, Jesusphone superpeddler, stares in the mirror this morning and somehow the reflection tries to rape him in the ass. Just like magic. And a eureka moment, too — so that’s how it feels getting fucked?
So he drops the $100 sweetfruit to appease those whose delicate early-adopter sensibilites have been thoroughly offended by making [...]

As recently announced by notoriously lovable Apple CEO Steve Jobs, the 8GB iPhone is now $200 cheaper at $399 (from $599), with the 4GB iPhone a goner. So that early-adopter itch you’re feeling right now? It’s your bleeding ass.
Apple® today announced that it is on track to sell its one millionth iPhone™ before the end [...]

With so many people creating crazy rip-offs of the iPhone and iPod that it’s inevitable somebody cooks up some sort of “award” for those shameless souls. Join the fun, cast your vote, and see who laughs last.