SKIRMISHER

* Club bans a crusty old fart for being a crusty old fart. Fart Girl to the rescue.

* The reason people never come back from the dead is that would mess up the insurance claim.

* Legendary stuntman Evel Knievel, recently dead, had all these injuries, shown in a neat, easy-to-understand diagram.

* What is more annoying than a traffic officer handing out traffic tickets like crazy? A traffic officer in a Grinch costume, is what.

* Brendan Lee puts his son on the payroll as “heavy equipment operator”, then hopes nobody realizes the kid is just four years old.

* Male dolphins also use “flowers” to get laid, much like you and I.

* France’s “secret library of libido” called L’Enfer (”Hell”) is not actually a big secret.

* Hi folks, wanna have a free coffin for Christmas?

* The Gentleman’s Magazine, digitized by Google, complete with how they digitized it.

* 10 most tasteless songs of all time.

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