When In Doubt, Shoot Like A Maniac [we're not making this up]
January 24th, 2008
Filed under: We're Not Making This Up
How to save a man being eaten by a croc: (a) cock rifle; (b) aim rifle; (c) choose which is stupid and shoot him.
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