When God Tells Us To Do Things, We Just Follow Them
January 9th, 2008
Filed under: We're Not Making This Up
God tells dude to cook his girlfriend, but somehow God conveniently forgets to mention that it doesn’t fly with the rest of human civilization.
- Dan Miller has changed his legal name into “The” Dan Miller Experience. Don’t ever piss him off by forgetting the quotation marks.
- Gary Zerola, “most eligible bachelor” rapes the most rape-able teeners.
- Animal center in India containing 20 tigers and 30 lions are being guarded by two dogs who apparently have convinced everybody how awesome they are.
- Italian city recruits eagle to patrol airport runway.
- You know those women who wear too much perfume? They’re just depressed.
- “If it’s a severed cow’s head, I would be very upset.”
- Ari Derfel didn’t throw his trash for a whole year and stored all of them in his living room. Quick, somebody give this guy some pussy.
- When an angry woman says “I’ve flushed him down the toilet,” she’s often not kidding.
Stumble it!
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