SKIRMISHER

* Fox News: the finest bullshit-peddler of ‘em all, says another bullshit-peddler.

* Naked man ably demonstrates how to actually die inside a condom.

* 102-year-old stripper confuses penises at a pub: would a hard-on be impolite?

* It’s not “blondes are stupid”; it’s actually “blondes make men stupid.” Now that feels finally right.

* Love in the time of dementia.

* Best wedding dance ever.

* Waiter returns $8,000, receives $8,000 reward. Somewhere, somebody’s counting money and wondering where the fuck it all went.

* Botox “facelift in a jar” makes many wrinkly people happy in the UK.

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