Tom Cruise’s Scientologese [we're not making this up]
January 16th, 2008
Filed under: We're Not Making This Up
The Tom Cruise indoctrination video scientologists don’t want you to see, with juicy bits such as “We [the Scientologists] are the authorities on the mind. … We are the way to happiness.” Don’t miss!
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