‘Tis The Season For Flesh Eating
December 21st, 2007
Filed under: We're Not Making This Up
Everything you’ve always wanted to know about zombies, flesh-eaters, and the undead but were afraid to ask. Until now.
- The world’s coolest bar brings us back to our simian roots.
- Female monkeys also scream the monkey version of “Oh, God! Yes! Yes! Yes!“
- Don’t forget the World Orgasm Day. Sign up to stop making annoying ugly babies here.
- Dogs humping things, all the time.
- When the Netherlands says it wants a new island shaped like a tulip, you better be listening.
- Dragon eats cars. Enter only if you’re Prince Charming.
- In China, age doesn’t matter when it comes to making out in public.
- 100 Ugandans arrested for not having toilets, even those that didn’t actually fling shit at people.
- So a wolf walks into a bar, eats a steak sandwich, and walks out again…
- Man fired by angry lemur employers for posting Dilbert cartoon depicting “employers are drunken lemurs.”
- Man who felt okay about tattooing his penis with the words “Hot Rod” from a bet now feels “violated, humiliated, and disgusted” when a doctor took a picture of it during surgery.
- 10 inches of dog feces is always better than nothing at all, right?
- So how many British politicians does it take to fix a light bulb? All of them.
- The smallest Bible in the world is smaller than a pinhead.
- “Don’t tase me, bro” is the year’s most memorable line.
- Time’s Person of the Year is Russia’s Vladimir Putin. We’re not sure, but maybe because he was totally unafraid of soliciting hot man-on-man action.
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