SKIRMISHER

* Saudi king pardons rape victim, primarily for being born with a vagina in their vagina-hating and rapist-friendly country.

* The rare time Angolan police actually shoot robbers dead, they do it on two actors innocently filming a crime movie.

* In 1934, respectable people believed men in the future will all be cyclops.

* Will Ferrell and Adam McKay talk about “The Landlord“: “No, it’s a 45-day shoot and that Pearl was actually expensive animatronic.”

* This is your brain — on faith.

* Woolly mammoths were killed by trees.

* The “gay bomb” turns enemies gay, and 8 other really crazy weapons of war.

* “I need a new hymen or they’ll kill me.”

* Hey, looking for a gift? Why not try giving ‘em tanks?

Stumble it!