Same Shit, Different Day
January 10th, 2008
Filed under: We're Not Making This Up
Pole dancers, bishops and RAF pilots have one thing in common. And we’re not even talking about penis, yet.
- Man goes to a brothel to have a good time, only to find his wife as one of the hookers. Maybe there’s a 90% discount.
- Dentist Catherine Crowe’s dental treatment is so advanced, she can actually summon Jesus to help with the root canal.
- Policeman Masood Khan was fired for having sex with a woman while keeping his earpiece on — so he could be in radio contact with colleagues in case of emergencies.
- A corpse, a wheelchair, a $300 check.
- Man hates his wife so much, he throws their four kids down the bridge. Not the wife herself, of course.
- Enthusiastic wankers come together to celebrate “self-love.”
- Man cuts off his hand and microwaves it. Hospital wouldn’t say if they attempted to reattach the cooked hand. Guess who’s the retard.
- Jane Hambleton, self-proclaimed “meanest mom on the planet,” gives his own son a lesson in maximum pawnage.
- To Timbuktu on a chocolate-powered truck.
- Katrina victim sues US for $3,014,170,389,176,410 — yep, the price of a first-class trip to Saturn.
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