Voters in Chicago were told they were using “invisible ink.” Well, yes, of course!
- School principal threatens students that she’ll do something unspeakably nasty to herself if nobody admits to a theft. Instead of waiting to see what happens, students actually confess! The outrage and missed fun!
- This girl loves eating the stuff cows eat in a rice field. Surprisingly, nobody wants to marry her, despite the obvious economic trade-offs of her being low-maintenance.
- Man sends photo of his penis to woman. For some strange, inexplicable reason we couldn’t fathom, the woman wasn’t happy about it.
- Israel, too busy to bother with the small fact that the mosque was built 700 years ago, still wants to demolish said mosque because it doesn’t have a building permit.
- Dude, we said your girlfriend was “a fucking man,” and not “your girlfriend was fucking a man.” It’s the “a”! The “a”!
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grosssss!!! as usual. especially that girl eating paddies.
why are you so tahimik ha?
pretending to be busy na naman???
hi deity. really very very very busy.
ill explain later he he
gumagawa ka na naman ng milagro noh?
sige share mo sa akin:)