SKIRMISHER

* Black pastor Reverend Ken Hutcherson makes a vow to take over Microsoft to stop the company’s gay-friendly behavior. How about you, Steve?

* Huge whale found beached deep in the Amazon rain forest, forcing resident piranhas to question their very place in the universe.

* Grumpy eBayer who hates people watching his auction. Watchers attack.

* Miss Landmine Angola 2008. Just like Miss Landmine Agola 2007, but with more of the missing limbs you like.

* A “psychological” optical illusion: your culture will dictate how you see this sketch.

* Of course! When our kids think about awesome toys, they think “severed camel head!”

* For the dog with everything, an expensive perfume. For the sheer pleasure of studs who love their bitches sniff-friendly.

* Golfers on the brink of tragic local extinction. So heartbreaking it makes you wanna run over there and piss on their lawns.

* Dog tells psychic the visual ballad of large birds in a coop.

Stumble it!