Just To Remind You, The Dead May Find It Hard To Actually Go To Work
January 8th, 2008
Filed under: We're Not Making This Up
Jabir Khan, a civil supplies inspector in India, was told to improve his attendance. Which would have been fine if Jabir Khan was still, you know, alive.
- Somebody injected epidural into the arm instead of the spine of London-based Filipina nurse Mayra Cabrera. So naturally, she died.
- The Museum of Bogota — Colombia’s museum dedicated to the intangible qualities of laziness.
- In German cemeteries, the dead do not rot — they turn into wax-like corpses.
- Prisoners sue Illinois jail for serving soggy cookies and traumatizing their very delicate gustatory sense.
- 10-YEAR-old Mexican boy loved the Christmas break so much, he glues his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school.
- Bookies and gamblers squabble over betting on the number of hotel room where former Malaysian health minister Chua Soi Lek humped his “personal friend.”
- Karen Manning, British MILF, has written a dictionary of sexual orgasms.
- Faye Campbell has eaten nothing but chips in the past 10 years, and she swears she’s so goddamn healthy. We smell an impending Doritos endorsement.
- Rapists develop a new effective strategy humans used in hunting mammoths: work in groups.
- Crematorium keeps visitors warm with the burning bodies of loved ones. That warmth? It’s called love, bro.
- Nine really happy places, as compiled by a guy named Eric Weiner.
- Do these breasts look like those of Elisha Cuthbert’s. Gawk and decide because your opinion matters.
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