I Can Sell Your Own Shit To You Wholesale — And You’ll Love It
December 26th, 2007
Filed under: We're Not Making This Up
Justin Gignac, insisting that “packaging is more important than the product,” sets out to package New York’s garbage in neat acrylic cubes — and actually sells them. Just like Hollywood.
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- Hotel in Singapore makes your wild dreams of exchanging bodily fluids with Maria Sharapova one step to coming true as it sells everything Maria used during a one-night stay. We’re not sure if there were tampons involved but you can try.
- North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has such “paternal love” for his troops that he even checks the TV reception and room temperature in their barracks. And maybe their butt holes — because “tight” is “might.”
- “Shopdropping,” the reverse of shoplifting, is on the rise. If it involves women dropping used underwear, who would mind?
- “Caesar’s Super Glue” — holding shit together since the Roman Empire.
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- Man sells his empty, bankrupt soul on eBay for £500,000. Currently no takers, as Satan is busy at the White House.
- Little Chinese girl born with her heart outside her body (called ectopia cordis) is now in shanghai to put that crazy heart where it belongs.
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