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* People in California discover who’s behind all those wildfires that have been wiping them out — it’s the Virgin Mary!

* Just so you know, screaming “I’ll make you suck my ass” was considered obscene even in the distant, generally non-motherfucking days of 1898.

* The love story written by Napoleon Bonaparte is not only corny, it’s Corny Collins! But a single page of it has been sold for $35k.

* When in Iran, you can’t wear tight trousers. Unless you’re one of the Gays.

* The 50 dumbest people in Hollywood.

* Pope Benedict XVI launches an attack saying that atheists are responsible for some of the “greatest forms of cruelty and violations of justice in history.” You mean those Spanish inquisitors and Hitler were atheists? Wow! Meanwhile, a fun-loving atheist strikes back.

* Five-year-old Connor Bruce’s brain versus sharp, brain-defying deer antler — guess who wins?

* Pussywillow — 26 years old, survivor of a fox attack, and very, very patient — might be the UK’s oldest cat. And we’re not talking about the Queen yet.

* New definition of “jarhead.”

* Ukrainian officials shed tears over crocodile.

* The bullet-deflecting, life-saving wedding ring. The actual marriage is another matter.

* Horses so beautiful, their only use is to stomp each other to death.

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