SKIRMISHER

* The Bible is full of ass-kicking verses not even Chuck Norris could handle.

* When God throws a tantrum, He uses these huge chunks of divine ice.

* The missing Kansas girl was Emily Sanders by day, teen porn star Zoey Zane [NSFW] by night.

* India’s Sampat Pal Devi forms the “pink gang“: sari-wearing tough women on a mission to beat up corrupt dudes with sticks and axes.

* If a girl uses the Windows OS, chances are, she’s easy and a good lay.

* Grandmother saved by eating daughter’s poop: but that’s just the appetizer, there’s more!

* Chicken fat spills out, turns road into an all-slipping fun extravaganza.

* The only way for this British girl to get money for school, says the government, is have someone to knock her up.

* Rothschild Faberge Egg has been sold in London for a balls-crushing $18.5 million.

* “Tourists visiting the park can get within several hundred yards of rhinos while safely perched on the back of elephants.” But the fun starts when somebody falls from an elephant.

* Ooops! We did it again!

* And the world had to wait for Christina Aguilera to be pregnant so we can see her naked? That’s a fetish right there.

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