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Swaddled in dazzling kimono, cosplaying girls happy to carve out your ear wax for you are all the rage now in Japan’s Akihabara district. But despite the dizzyingly doable-ness of these girls, their handler insists the business is stringently confined to ridding the world of excess earwax one salaryman at a time.

Yamamoto Mimi Kaki-ten’s only service is to clean its customers’ ears, with the job performed by sexy young women kneeling on the floor and clad only in summer kimono known as yukata.

Each ear-cleaning session lasts 30 minutes and costs 2,500 yen.

“It’s the ultimate therapy obtained through touching and petting,” Shukan Asahi quotes the company’s promotional pamphlet as saying.

So unless your penis is located where your ear lobes should be, don’t expect these fine girls to throw their ear-wax-oriented code of honor out the window and begin giving you discretely orchestrated blowjobs. But it won’t probably hurt if you’d try giving them the wink.

via MAINICHI

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