SKIRMISHER

A very serious reader pointed us to this forum thread, where forum habitue Tim Phelan wonders about the other Tim Phelan whose book about the many fascinating things you can learn from a life half-spent sitting in the toilet is currently available in fine bookstores and outhouses.

We don’t have to say that our mouths are hanging open right now, but we’re saying it anyway out of some sheer loss for smarter words. This very important case reminds us of Darryl Peebles and his newly found love affair with somebody who lives like him, walks like him, and dances like him, but is not exactly him.

We’re eagerly awaiting the conclusion of the decisive Tim versus Tim-like Let’s Hit This Fan With Our Flying Shit contest, in which the “real” Tim tries to outdo the other “real” Tim in an epic bowel-movement marathon for legitimacy. We’ll duck for cover if we were you.

Stumble it!