SKIRMISHER

Benjamin Gregory is one very loving ex-boyfriend. He’s so thoughtful that he painstakingly wrapped in “red bows and pink tissue paper” his precious gift to ex-girlfriend Katie Waters.

But while in other socieites, men stuff diamonds into those meticulously wrapped gifts, Ben, on the other hand, had a better idea: he picked up the first kitten he saw on some lonely road, severed its head, and used it as the gift.

I’m sure he’ll say it’s the thought that counts. What a nice cocksucker.

via METRO

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