Warrior-class Humans Avenge Steve Irwin’s Death, Launch War Against Stingrays

September 14th, 2006

Filed under: Weird Shit

Sick of the weeks-long oppression of stingrays over humanity, which began with the “tail-in-cheek” killing of Steve Irwin off the coast of Australia, some very bold human beings (fine, fearless warriors, I presume) have begun a guerilla onslaught against the evil stingray oppressors.

And if these carcasses with lopped-off tails indicate anything, it’s that the score seems to be:

Humans: 10

Stingrays: 1

You can also participate in this “all-out war” by playing as Terri Irwin doing a Rambo — a must-do for angry fans and a lot cheaper than therapy.

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    2 Responses to “ Warrior-class Humans Avenge Steve Irwin’s Death, Launch War Against Stingrays ”

    1. Frog Dissection Kit For The Busy Professional : SKIRMISHER
      September 19th, 2006 at 11:43 am

      [...] Yeah, I know, there are many other things aside from frogs that a person of your high stature would want to dissect, like squirrels, gorillas, and nasty stingrays. But I’m sure Jack Spade hears you, and would of course work very hard to exceed your expectations. [...]

    2. The Day They Placed A Noose Round The Elephant’s Neck : SKIRMISHER
      October 14th, 2006 at 4:08 am

      [...] So begins the fascinating, heartwrenching tale about how people decided to execute an elephant for “murdering” her handler. Which is somehow not very different from this recent spate of Crocodile Hunter-related attacks against stingrays. [...]

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