SKIRMISHER

The latest 45-minute treatment for that totally new you: slather thick gobs of a bull’s sperm on your crowning glory.

Hari’s, in Knightsbridge, London, combines the sperm with the root of protein-rich plant katera, reports Metro.

The mixture is massaged into the client’s hair after it has been shampooed. Then the customer is put under a steamer so the treatment penetrates the hair. Finally, it is blow-dried.

Salon owner Hari Salem said: “I have been searching for an organic product with a lot of protein because that is what hair is made of and lacks when it is dry.

That just answers your question on why all those porn stars in gangbang and bukkake flicks have such nice hair. But you might want to withhold this piece of enlightening information from your naughty teenage daughter.

via ANANOVA

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