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Lawyer Rob Moodie’s idea of protesting against New Zealand’s overly masculine judiciary is by dressing up in women’s clothes and calling himself “Miss Alice.” Moodie’s sudden interest in 19th century dresses, complete with a handbag accessory, even earned him an award last year as “most bizarre conduct of a lawyer” from London’s The Times.

With his much-improved fashion sense, you can expect Moodie hanging out in bars and discussing with colleagues how good lacy fabric feels and how Victoria’s Secret makes his nipples explode with delight. He might even confess that all he ever wanted in his life is some big macho man to spank him and bring out the naughty, little girl behind the gruff, rubbery, greasy exterior.

via SIDNEY MORNING HERALD

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