SKIRMISHER

While other hardened bikers get their kicks by attaching spikes, skulls, ugly paintwork, and generally making their bikes as monstrously annoying as possible, this Russian dude’s idea of toughness is by pimping his ride with what looks like teddy bear carcass. Lots of it. We gather that the Village People is pissed and actually wants to go to Russia to beat the shit out of him, only they’re having second thoughts about the whole fur thing: what if this guy is just using the fur as decoy; that inside him is one crazy bitch that’s so cunning and powerful, he’s been trained by revered Chinese masters on how to kill enemies by sucking their cocks in bullet time? We guess nobody wants to die like that.

via ENGLISH RUSSIA

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