SKIRMISHER

Teacher Michael Brechter had a wonderful idea to enliven discussion in his class of nine-year-olds: let them indulge in a homework spiced up with learned terms such as “arse,” “shit,” “moron,” and “tart.”

Now, the visionary teacher, who is clearly ten million years ahead of his time, is getting sacked because backward-thinking hillbillies in his area, who happen to run the school, have been deluded with the idea that Brechter is a pondscum.

Brechter’s only regret is he feels he doesn’t deserve the sack, but maybe he would have if he only included “hump,” “screw” and “gangbang” and challenged the kids to cleverly combine them with other common schoolyard nouns like “mother,” “monkey,” “wop,” and “nigger.”

via ANANOVA

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