The Man Hated By Meteorite-hurling Aliens

April 10th, 2008

“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate.”

– Bosnian Radivoje Lajic, on the great possibility that somewhere in space, an alien mothership has been hurling meteorites at his house.

{Mad: The buy-one, take-one spaceship deal of a lifetime}