SKIRMISHER

The Japanese — those huggable guys who don’t know how to say “Fuck you!” without a smile on their nice faces — are at it again. This time, they have a neat thing to sell you: worn schoolgirl panties. Maybe based on the brilliant slogan, “Why steal schoolgirl panties when you can buy ‘em?”, this product is supposedly the answer to a decent man’s occasional craving to sniff some schoolgirl’s underwear.

Authenticity is not a worry; the “manufacturers” say their product has “vacuum sealed freshness,” which probably means (and this is where I’m making a wild assumption) that somewhere in Japan, men stalk playgrounds and ask kids to try these panties on, let them “simmer” for a while to soak up the “flavor,” then they vacuum-seal these panties on the spot.

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