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From the BBC:

A duck in the US state of Florida has survived gunshot wounds and a two-day stint in a refrigerator.

A hunter shot the duck, wounding it in the wing and leg. Believing the bird was dead, he left it in his fridge at his home in Tallahassee.

The hunter’s wife got a fright when she opened the fridge and the duck lifted its head, a local veterinarian said.

As they say, you can’t really put a good duck down. Maybe if you’d cut off its head, it would still fly, like in that Twilight Zone episode. Just wondering.
via BBC

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