Porn For Pandas

A zoo in Bangkok, Thailand is showing “panda porn” — videos of mating panda — to a male panda that doesn’t seem to know what the hell he should do with the opposite sex.

“They don’t know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos,” said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee told Reuters.

He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.

“We’ll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner,” Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.

I don’t know, but what if the dude’s gay?

via CHINA DAILY

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    1. [...] After making their cuddly pandas watch “panda porn,” now this Thai zoo is earning big bucks from another panda-derived product: multicolored paper made from the animals’ daily poop. When keepers of the country’s panda couple — Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui — got tired of disposing the 55 pounds of feces daily produced by the duo, Prasertsak Buntragulpoontawee came up with the idea of turning it all into notebooks, fans, bookmarks and key chains. [...]

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