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US soldier Kevin Garrad was patrolling the streets of Iraq very much unlike John McCain’s recent pampered stroll, and what did he get? An AK-47 bullet shot at point-blank range from the neighborhood’s bomb-friendly insurgent. Good thing there was an iPod underneath that bulletproofed vest, which aside from endlessly playing “The Roof Is On Fire” for that needed trigger finger boost, also managed to stop the bullet. Now, Kevin is President of Soldiers Who Heart iPod fans club, whose principles are somewhat similar to that of the Macbook Pro-Wearing Favela Kids On The Block, especially when it comes to staging regular cookie munching parties and making quilts of Steve Jobs’ many wonderful facial nuances.

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