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This is probably the soundest advice of our time: “Never give an iguana Viagra.”

Because the bad news is that an iguana named Mozart, whose penis has been swollen and “rock-hard” for about a week now (completely unrelated to an ill-timed Viagra overdose, say his handlers), is going to lose that said appendage. For some unexplained reason, Mozart’s hard-on just wouldn’t go away, despite the massive iguana-porn blackout deftly instituted by the animal’s keepers.

But the good news: iguanas have two penises. So expect Mozart to continue performing his “sonatas” on lots of willing females in the future. Don’t you just wish you were an unstoppable fornicator like him?

via REUTERS

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