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Macaque monkeys in Singapore have organized themselves and are now roaming the streets, demanding for equal sharing rights over fine human things like gourmet buffets. They have realized, like some politicians, that it’s not cool to eat your own feces.

“It’s a very weird situation,” said Sharon Chan, the National Parks official tasked with managing the macaques.

“It’s not that they want to attack. They just think, if you have the food, why don’t you share it? Why are you eating and not sharing? Can I have some? They cross the line”.

The monkeys are known across Asia for their exploits. From Hong Kong to Bali, they are reported to grab plastic bags and even chase people.

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