SKIRMISHER

Here’s the “50- to -60-foot doughy mass”, aka “The Blob.”

“We’re not sure exactly what it is,” Public Services Director David Jones said Wednesday. “We’re just trying to get rid of it. We want it to stop clogging up our pipe.”

“We’ve tried punching through it, but each time we do, it just oozes back over the hole,” he said. “It really looks like dough.”

Mmmm. Pizza.

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