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It took 15 hours for surgeons at Guangzhou General Hospital to attach a 4-inch penis to a 44-year-old man. The penis came from a younger brain-dead patient.

It was not known if the man would have been able to have sex, or if he had been speaking with his new penis, or if he had already given it some name like, “Daffy.” But the man and his wife were not happy about the “new member” of their family, so eventually he had to have it cut off.

“Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,” said Dr. Weilie Hu.

It’s maybe fair to assume the penis remains in a freezer somewhere, waiting for somebody who would be happy to “adopt” it and would lovingly give it some decent name like “George.”

via PHYSORG

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