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A man faces five years in jail after being accused of assaulting a teenager with a hedgehog.

William Singalargh, 27, is said to have thrown the hedgehog from 15ft away during a row with the unnamed 15-year-old.

“When it hit the victim in the leg, it caused a large red welt and several puncture marks,” said a police source in Whakatane, on the east coast of New Zealand’s North Island.

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{Photo: Baby hedgehogs, just waiting for some genius to turn them into killer machines.}

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