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Thomas Hildebrandt is a scientist who has made a solemn vow to masturbate giant elephant cocks in the name of science — even if it’s an extremely unfunny exercise.

Just touching a jumbo penis – they measure more than 1.5metres when aroused – can have painful consequences as German scientist Dr Hildebrandt reveals.

He said: “One guy I know got a black eye from being hit by an elephant’s penis.

“When you touch an elephant there it starts to flick backwards and forwards and it’s so strong it can knock you off your feet. It’s such a strong movement.”

Just in case you’re beginning to regard Hildebrandt as some very sick fetishist, he is actually a “world expert on elephant and rhino reproduction,” which means it’s not odd at all to see him running after potentially dangerous wild animals across undulating savannahs, determined to give them a “sexy time.” It’s pretty normal scientist behavior.

via THE SUN

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