SKIRMISHER

Jean Mansel is that kind of annoying person who would never pick up her dogs’ poop, so anonymous neighbors finally resorted to something ninja and took her Jesus statue, but not without leaving the following ransom note:

We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.

And the video, after the jump.

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